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        <description>Disaster is certain.  It&apos;s also funny.  Gay.  NYC.  Design.  Love.  It&apos;s all here.</description>
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        <copyright>Copyright 2010</copyright>
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            <description>Off for sushi and then to see the Miracle Worker. God, I hope I don&apos;t have an uncontrolable urge to laugh inappropriately.</description>
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            <pubDate>Mon, 01 Mar 2010 18:09:38 -0500</pubDate>
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            <description>Trying out #equinox today. Good music. Good eye candy. Good workout so far.</description>
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            <pubDate>Sat, 27 Feb 2010 15:47:25 -0500</pubDate>
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            <description>Liz Lemon is my valentine&apos;s date this year.  I hope @NotTinaFey doesn&apos;t mind.</description>
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            <pubDate>Sun, 14 Feb 2010 19:34:39 -0500</pubDate>
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            <description>Guess what I&apos;m having for breakfast?  Pure deliciousness.  Yes, Bacon ... that means you.</description>
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            <pubDate>Sun, 14 Feb 2010 14:45:58 -0500</pubDate>
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            <description><![CDATA[Superbowl ads?  Don't think so ... Something else has my attention @leica_camera.  The #Leica M7 Hermes edition is HOT <a href="http://bit.ly/636ZTI">Link</a>]]></description>
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            <pubDate>Sun, 07 Feb 2010 19:23:02 -0500</pubDate>
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            <description>Picked the wrong night to wear my jeans with the knees slashed out. Damn icey weather. Thankfully no up breeze.</description>
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            <pubDate>Sat, 06 Feb 2010 22:30:38 -0500</pubDate>
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            <description>Bunkering down this snow-stormy weekend and sharpening my skills at sketching naked studs.</description>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 05 Feb 2010 17:12:41 -0500</pubDate>
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            <description>Roided out dickhead at gym loosing his shit and screaming his head off. God I love you, @crunchgym</description>
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            <pubDate>Mon, 01 Feb 2010 18:34:18 -0500</pubDate>
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            <description>Turn the 3D off ... it&apos;s going to make me puke.  Who the fuck has 3D glasses lying around for the #grammys ?  #grammysFAIL</description>
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            <pubDate>Sun, 31 Jan 2010 21:55:58 -0500</pubDate>
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            <description>I LOVE that ALL the @grammy performers are @LadyGaGa influenced ... shows how much vision they have themselves.  Long live the Haus of GaGa.</description>
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            <pubDate>Sun, 31 Jan 2010 20:57:35 -0500</pubDate>
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            <description>That wet noodle can sing (and spin) ... all the peeps under Pink can&apos;t be very happy.</description>
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            <pubDate>Sun, 31 Jan 2010 20:53:43 -0500</pubDate>
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            <description>Ugh.  Feeling a cold coming on ... but really want to hit the Eagle tonight.  What to do.  What to do.</description>
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            <pubDate>Sun, 24 Jan 2010 13:16:36 -0500</pubDate>
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            <description>Hello, NYC:  What are my options for Sunday-night fun this wonderfully rainy 3day weekend?</description>
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            <pubDate>Sun, 17 Jan 2010 16:50:04 -0500</pubDate>
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            <description><![CDATA[Signed up for @CrunchGym New Year mission.  Boy I could use a free year at the gym:  <a href="http://bit.ly/7B1KDP">Link</a>]]></description>
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            <pubDate>Sun, 17 Jan 2010 15:15:08 -0500</pubDate>
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            <description><![CDATA[Anyone get their hands on the Tenga Egg yet?  I'm kind of intrigued:  <a href="http://www.liberator.com/eng/product/tenga-eggs/11498">Link</a>]]></description>
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            <pubDate>Tue, 12 Jan 2010 22:16:18 -0500</pubDate>
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