tag:www.certaindisaster.com,2008-01-21://1 2012-01-04T01:54:22Z Disaster is certain. It's also funny. Gay. NYC. Design. Love. It's all here. Movable Type Publishing Platform 4.01a tag:www.certaindisaster.com,2012://1.416 2012-01-04T01:54:22Z 2012-01-04T01:54:22Z

Women to blame for men being out of work in the recession? Gender stereotypes from a different century? Bad TV offends everyone. #WorkIt...

Evil Robot Women to blame for men being out of work in the recession? Gender stereotypes from a different century? Bad TV offends everyone. #WorkIt http://twitter.com/certaindisaster/statuses/154380117227999232 tag:www.certaindisaster.com,2012://1.417 2012-01-02T20:42:28Z 2012-01-02T20:42:28Z

Lusting after @thenorthface Summit Series 900 2-tone jacket (but can only find the single colors). NE1 know where I can get one? #warm&sexy...

Evil Robot Lusting after @thenorthface Summit Series 900 2-tone jacket (but can only find the single colors). NE1 know where I can get one? #warm&sexy http://twitter.com/certaindisaster/statuses/153939237530632192 tag:www.certaindisaster.com,2011://1.418 2011-12-28T22:09:59Z 2011-12-28T22:09:59Z

Spending NYE in my favorite @nastypig gear with some hot friends and a couple bottles of @Veuve_Clicquot Perfect #VCNYE if u ask me!...

Evil Robot Spending NYE in my favorite @nastypig gear with some hot friends and a couple bottles of @Veuve_Clicquot Perfect #VCNYE if u ask me! http://twitter.com/certaindisaster/statuses/152149319665975297 tag:www.certaindisaster.com,2011://1.419 2011-12-22T21:21:42Z 2011-12-22T21:21:42Z

Wondering how many of the people sitting at the airport glued to their iPhones are watching porn? #gooduseoftechnology...

Evil Robot Wondering how many of the people sitting at the airport glued to their iPhones are watching porn? #gooduseoftechnology http://twitter.com/certaindisaster/statuses/149962843184304128 tag:www.certaindisaster.com,2011://1.420 2011-12-19T00:43:45Z 2011-12-19T00:43:45Z

Hm. Haven't has a chance to go out on a Sunday night in a while. Watch out NYC! #puttingonmysundaybest...

Evil Robot Hm. Haven't has a chance to go out on a Sunday night in a while. Watch out NYC! #puttingonmysundaybest http://twitter.com/certaindisaster/statuses/148564138308800512 tag:www.certaindisaster.com,2011://1.421 2011-10-14T16:09:36Z 2011-10-14T16:09:36Z

iPhone 4S arrived. Yay! AT&T servers won't let me activate because of overload. Boo. #ATTfail...

Evil Robot iPhone 4S arrived. Yay! AT&T servers won't let me activate because of overload. Boo. #ATTfail http://twitter.com/certaindisaster/statuses/124879537426284544 tag:www.certaindisaster.com,2011://1.422 2011-10-09T21:29:42Z 2011-10-09T21:29:42Z

Oh, south beach. Just experienced a fun-drunk patron get put in "time out" at a bar! Love it. #palacebar #takingitbacktoNY...

Evil Robot Oh, south beach. Just experienced a fun-drunk patron get put in "time out" at a bar! Love it. #palacebar #takingitbacktoNY http://twitter.com/certaindisaster/statuses/123148153334677505 tag:www.certaindisaster.com,2011://1.423 2011-10-08T22:36:11Z 2011-10-08T22:36:11Z

Anything happening @twistsouthbeach tonight? May just plant myself at the back bar and brave the rain tonight....

Evil Robot Anything happening @twistsouthbeach tonight? May just plant myself at the back bar and brave the rain tonight. http://twitter.com/certaindisaster/statuses/122802498250620929 tag:www.certaindisaster.com,2011://1.424 2011-10-06T21:26:35Z 2011-10-06T21:26:35Z

Oh Miami, I've missed you so. What's to do this weekend, tweeps?...

Evil Robot Oh Miami, I've missed you so. What's to do this weekend, tweeps? http://twitter.com/certaindisaster/statuses/122060206262845440 tag:www.certaindisaster.com,2011://1.425 2011-09-03T22:51:46Z 2011-09-03T22:51:46Z

Is it always this hot in Austin?? Loving it, but feel like I'm frying. #lastsplash...

Evil Robot Is it always this hot in Austin?? Loving it, but feel like I'm frying. #lastsplash http://twitter.com/certaindisaster/statuses/110122842753990656 tag:www.certaindisaster.com,2011://1.415 2011-06-25T03:48:45Z 2011-06-25T03:48:45Z

Perfect place for a wedding (respectfully after Brent & Josh of course): @Beekman1802Boys Farm with guests at American Hotel!...

Evil Robot Perfect place for a wedding (respectfully after Brent & Josh of course): @Beekman1802Boys Farm with guests at American Hotel! http://twitter.com/certaindisaster/statuses/84468042544857089 tag:www.certaindisaster.com,2011://1.408 2011-06-19T22:40:01Z 2011-06-19T22:40:01Z

Hope all you @nastypig men are enjoying yourself today! Hot sweaty crowded fun on eagle roof @FolsomStEast ... lots of NP jockstraps around...

Evil Robot Hope all you @nastypig men are enjoying yourself today! Hot sweaty crowded fun on eagle roof @FolsomStEast ... lots of NP jockstraps around http://twitter.com/certaindisaster/statuses/82578408332214273 tag:www.certaindisaster.com,2011://1.409 2011-06-19T18:17:45Z 2011-06-19T18:17:45Z

Looking forward to @FolsomStEast n @mikedreyden all jack-n-redbulled up. Just have to decide whether to wear @nastypig or ... @nastypig...

Evil Robot Looking forward to @FolsomStEast n @mikedreyden all jack-n-redbulled up. Just have to decide whether to wear @nastypig or ... @nastypig http://twitter.com/certaindisaster/statuses/82512407573962752 tag:www.certaindisaster.com,2011://1.410 2011-06-17T00:55:57Z 2011-06-17T00:55:57Z

Great! Looking for something good to do in Toronto. :) RT: @TimoteoStudio visit @PriapeStores for the latest Timoteo merchandise :)...

Evil Robot Great! Looking for something good to do in Toronto. :) RT: @TimoteoStudio visit @PriapeStores for the latest Timoteo merchandise :) http://twitter.com/certaindisaster/statuses/81525454128939010 tag:www.certaindisaster.com,2011://1.411 2011-06-16T01:35:09Z 2011-06-16T01:35:09Z

Fingers crossed @aircanada labor dispute gets resolved! 1st time flying w/ @ACTopTier & glad 2 hear they're trying not to disrupt service....

Evil Robot Fingers crossed @aircanada labor dispute gets resolved! 1st time flying w/ @ACTopTier & glad 2 hear they're trying not to disrupt service. http://twitter.com/certaindisaster/statuses/81172932931493888