tag:www.certaindisaster.com,2008-01-21://1 2010-03-01T23:09:38Z Disaster is certain. It's also funny. Gay. NYC. Design. Love. It's all here. Movable Type Publishing Platform 4.01a tag:www.certaindisaster.com,2010://1.349 2010-03-01T23:09:38Z 2010-03-01T23:09:38Z

Off for sushi and then to see the Miracle Worker. God, I hope I don't have an uncontrolable urge to laugh inappropriately....

Evil Robot Off for sushi and then to see the Miracle Worker. God, I hope I don't have an uncontrolable urge to laugh inappropriately. http://twitter.com/certaindisaster/statuses/9846392257 tag:www.certaindisaster.com,2010://1.348 2010-02-27T20:47:25Z 2010-02-27T20:47:25Z

Trying out #equinox today. Good music. Good eye candy. Good workout so far....

Evil Robot Trying out #equinox today. Good music. Good eye candy. Good workout so far. http://twitter.com/certaindisaster/statuses/9744937415 tag:www.certaindisaster.com,2010://1.347 2010-02-15T00:34:39Z 2010-02-15T00:34:39Z

Liz Lemon is my valentine's date this year. I hope @NotTinaFey doesn't mind....

Evil Robot Liz Lemon is my valentine's date this year. I hope @NotTinaFey doesn't mind. http://twitter.com/certaindisaster/statuses/9118658323 tag:www.certaindisaster.com,2010://1.346 2010-02-14T19:45:58Z 2010-02-14T19:45:58Z

Guess what I'm having for breakfast? Pure deliciousness. Yes, Bacon ... that means you....

Evil Robot Guess what I'm having for breakfast? Pure deliciousness. Yes, Bacon ... that means you. http://twitter.com/certaindisaster/statuses/9109634755 tag:www.certaindisaster.com,2010://1.345 2010-02-08T00:23:02Z 2010-02-08T00:23:02Z

Superbowl ads? Don't think so ... Something else has my attention @leica_camera. The #Leica M7 Hermes edition is HOT Link...

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Picked the wrong night to wear my jeans with the knees slashed out. Damn icey weather. Thankfully no up breeze....

Evil Robot Picked the wrong night to wear my jeans with the knees slashed out. Damn icey weather. Thankfully no up breeze. http://twitter.com/certaindisaster/statuses/8749230791 tag:www.certaindisaster.com,2010://1.343 2010-02-05T22:12:41Z 2010-02-05T22:12:41Z

Bunkering down this snow-stormy weekend and sharpening my skills at sketching naked studs....

Evil Robot Bunkering down this snow-stormy weekend and sharpening my skills at sketching naked studs. http://twitter.com/certaindisaster/statuses/8695722568 tag:www.certaindisaster.com,2010://1.342 2010-02-01T23:34:18Z 2010-02-01T23:34:18Z

Roided out dickhead at gym loosing his shit and screaming his head off. God I love you, @crunchgym...

Evil Robot Roided out dickhead at gym loosing his shit and screaming his head off. God I love you, @crunchgym http://twitter.com/certaindisaster/statuses/8518861473 tag:www.certaindisaster.com,2010://1.339 2010-02-01T02:55:58Z 2010-02-01T02:55:58Z

Turn the 3D off ... it's going to make me puke. Who the fuck has 3D glasses lying around for the #grammys ? #grammysFAIL...

Evil Robot Turn the 3D off ... it's going to make me puke. Who the fuck has 3D glasses lying around for the #grammys ? #grammysFAIL http://twitter.com/certaindisaster/statuses/8480252978 tag:www.certaindisaster.com,2010://1.340 2010-02-01T01:57:35Z 2010-02-01T01:57:35Z

I LOVE that ALL the @grammy performers are @LadyGaGa influenced ... shows how much vision they have themselves. Long live the Haus of GaGa....

Evil Robot I LOVE that ALL the @grammy performers are @LadyGaGa influenced ... shows how much vision they have themselves. Long live the Haus of GaGa. http://twitter.com/certaindisaster/statuses/8477237905 tag:www.certaindisaster.com,2010://1.341 2010-02-01T01:53:43Z 2010-02-01T01:53:43Z

That wet noodle can sing (and spin) ... all the peeps under Pink can't be very happy....

Evil Robot That wet noodle can sing (and spin) ... all the peeps under Pink can't be very happy. http://twitter.com/certaindisaster/statuses/8477016328 tag:www.certaindisaster.com,2010://1.338 2010-01-24T18:16:36Z 2010-01-24T18:16:36Z

Ugh. Feeling a cold coming on ... but really want to hit the Eagle tonight. What to do. What to do....

Evil Robot Ugh. Feeling a cold coming on ... but really want to hit the Eagle tonight. What to do. What to do. http://twitter.com/certaindisaster/statuses/8157512320 tag:www.certaindisaster.com,2010://1.336 2010-01-17T21:50:04Z 2010-01-17T21:50:04Z

Hello, NYC: What are my options for Sunday-night fun this wonderfully rainy 3day weekend?...

Evil Robot Hello, NYC: What are my options for Sunday-night fun this wonderfully rainy 3day weekend? http://twitter.com/certaindisaster/statuses/7878103635 tag:www.certaindisaster.com,2010://1.337 2010-01-17T20:15:08Z 2010-01-17T20:15:08Z

Signed up for @CrunchGym New Year mission. Boy I could use a free year at the gym: Link...

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Anyone get their hands on the Tenga Egg yet? I'm kind of intrigued: Link...

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