Bite Fright
Going to the dentist is scary enough, but when mine told me that I should buy one of these
or else he'd eventually have to shave the roof of my mouth to make new gums for me, I was a bit freaked out. OK. More than freaked out. Who wants to have to have new gums installed? I'm sure now, however, that Sonicare probably pays him to scare his patients into purchase because at the end of the appointment, he patted me on the butt as we walked out and said, "Everything looks fine. Come back in a year to get your teeth cleaned."
I couldn't believe it. Everything looks fine?? What about my replaceable gums? What about ... what about ... what about that pat on the ass?
or else he'd eventually have to shave the roof of my mouth to make new gums for me, I was a bit freaked out. OK. More than freaked out. Who wants to have to have new gums installed? I'm sure now, however, that Sonicare probably pays him to scare his patients into purchase because at the end of the appointment, he patted me on the butt as we walked out and said, "Everything looks fine. Come back in a year to get your teeth cleaned." I couldn't believe it. Everything looks fine?? What about my replaceable gums? What about ... what about ... what about that pat on the ass?
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