January 2006 Archives
I could not believe (or maybe I could), how much the president seems to enjoy dividing the country. Isn't his job to unite? Isn't his job to protect the separation of church and state? Isn't his job to protect the rights of the people of this country? Does he know what these things mean?
How did he get so fucked up?
Yet again, I find myself feeling not just like a second hand citizen, but like an enemy of the state. Thank you, Mr. President. Lest you forget, I'm a citizen of this country too, bitch.
Oh, yeah, and can the democrats actually find someone that can actually talk on camera (the Gov just doesn't cut it)? Yeah, thanks. You think they would have figured out how to do that by now, but no, I guess they don't think the response is that imporant.
How did he get so fucked up?
Yet again, I find myself feeling not just like a second hand citizen, but like an enemy of the state. Thank you, Mr. President. Lest you forget, I'm a citizen of this country too, bitch.
Oh, yeah, and can the democrats actually find someone that can actually talk on camera (the Gov just doesn't cut it)? Yeah, thanks. You think they would have figured out how to do that by now, but no, I guess they don't think the response is that imporant.
In case you missed it when it was featured on last week's Grey's Anatomy, you can still check out Mike Tarantino's very catchy tune Weinermobile Girl over at rock pops! (records)
I just can't stop singing it. Really. (In a crunch, you can even use it as a song you use to 'erase' other songs that get stuck in your head)
In the spirit of New Year's resolutions, I want to share some words of wisdom for 2006 that I had clipped out a newspaper. Unfortunately, I have forgotten the author:
There are two rules to happiness. One, never do anything with your life that would make a good opera; and two, never put food in your gym bag. Both are recipes for disaster.Sounds like some pretty good advice to me.
Going to the dentist is scary enough, but when mine told me that I should buy one of these
or else he'd eventually have to shave the roof of my mouth to make new gums for me, I was a bit freaked out. OK. More than freaked out. Who wants to have to have new gums installed? I'm sure now, however, that Sonicare probably pays him to scare his patients into purchase because at the end of the appointment, he patted me on the butt as we walked out and said, "Everything looks fine. Come back in a year to get your teeth cleaned."
I couldn't believe it. Everything looks fine?? What about my replaceable gums? What about ... what about ... what about that pat on the ass?
or else he'd eventually have to shave the roof of my mouth to make new gums for me, I was a bit freaked out. OK. More than freaked out. Who wants to have to have new gums installed? I'm sure now, however, that Sonicare probably pays him to scare his patients into purchase because at the end of the appointment, he patted me on the butt as we walked out and said, "Everything looks fine. Come back in a year to get your teeth cleaned." I couldn't believe it. Everything looks fine?? What about my replaceable gums? What about ... what about ... what about that pat on the ass?
