Liposuction - or - When I Die
I've recently updated my Last Will and Testament to include a fat clause. Upon my death (hopefully many, many, many years in the future), if I am judged to be corpulent, I am to have all excessive fat sucked out of my tummy before I am suited up and dropped in the box.
Granted, I'm a thin guy now, but who knows what the future will hold for me. There's nothing like thinking ahead. And hey, if my estate is going to be liquidated upon my death, why shouldn't my fat liquidated as well?
Granted, I'm a thin guy now, but who knows what the future will hold for me. There's nothing like thinking ahead. And hey, if my estate is going to be liquidated upon my death, why shouldn't my fat liquidated as well?
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