Republican National Convention

Instead of protesting generally with the rest of my friends, I will be a little more specific in my activities. Sign in hand, my plan is to follow around one specific republican coming to town for the event. Hopefully, this one-on-one approach will work a bit better than the mass protests that will be happening around the convention center.

I mean, really, how much sex will he be able to score if I'm standing behind him at a gay bar with a sign that reads [insert slogan here]?

Ah...now there's my problem. Just what should that sign say?