Sneakers

I need a new pair of sneakers that aren't falling apart ... a pair that won't sound like wet farts when I walk in the rain. I was quite embarassed today - and I think even I would have made fun of me had I seen ... no, scratch that, heard myself walking down the street. Now I just need to decide what kind of sneakers to get.

My current pair was Sketchers, but I won't EVER buy another pair now that the grumpy store clerk in their Broadway store informed me that they don't sell shoe laces because they 'aren't supposed to wear out before the shoes themselves'. My ass!