Penis
Walking home with a very attractive girl walking a very attractive bicycle, I was totally unprepared for what was to occur next. The universe sometimes works in mysterious ways. As we neared the non-descript doorway into the universe that is my life (ok...maybe not my life...more like my apartment) ... a woman walking towards us, talking to no one in particular, just muttered out, 'penis'. Frozen in our tracks, N. and I looked at each other, looked back at the woman in unison, looked at each other again: Did she...? Yes, I think she did just ... Penis.
At that point, we both almost fell over laughing ... in hysterics. I know, I know ... real mature. But really, what is life if not laughable?
Oh, and I had fish today! If it wasn't for the fact that the left side of my tongue swelled up to monstrous proportions, I almost wouldn't have known that my 13 years of vegetarianism had been broken.
...and if you happen to be any one of the four hot men sitting at the table behind us at Go, my number is ...
At that point, we both almost fell over laughing ... in hysterics. I know, I know ... real mature. But really, what is life if not laughable?
Oh, and I had fish today! If it wasn't for the fact that the left side of my tongue swelled up to monstrous proportions, I almost wouldn't have known that my 13 years of vegetarianism had been broken.
...and if you happen to be any one of the four hot men sitting at the table behind us at Go, my number is ...
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