Fair Warning

Four out of the ten times I rode the subway this week, I was 'delayed' in the stairway going down to the turnstiles and missed the train - resulting in me having to wait a grand total of 18 minutes for the next train. All four times, I delayed by women unable to walk in their high heels down stairs. This is fair warning: next time I'm gonna push, bitch. If you can't wear heels, throw the $400 pair of fuckers out and buy a pair of flats - OR - give Nomi DeMilo a call and have her teach you how to walk.