Santa
The big fat man in red brought me the following:
• the Peter Max coffee table book inscribed with '4 [insert my name] love Max' and a design made out of my initials on the first two pages
• 7 pairs of surprisingly sexy underwear
• 1 pair of socks
• 7 jars of assorted spices (including chives, dill, sage, and marjoram)
• color ink for my printer
• large jar of cashews (Santa knows I like nuts!)
• a can opener
• rainbow colored (cause I'm gay) velcro ties for my comptuer wires
Yippie! A pretty successful year for presents if you ask me.
• the Peter Max coffee table book inscribed with '4 [insert my name] love Max' and a design made out of my initials on the first two pages
• 7 pairs of surprisingly sexy underwear
• 1 pair of socks
• 7 jars of assorted spices (including chives, dill, sage, and marjoram)
• color ink for my printer
• large jar of cashews (Santa knows I like nuts!)
• a can opener
• rainbow colored (cause I'm gay) velcro ties for my comptuer wires
Yippie! A pretty successful year for presents if you ask me.
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