Thankful
Today was a good day. A damn good day. I am thankful for the following:
1) That today was such a damn good day
2) That I successfully moved my entire apartment around
3) That my dad helped me carry things from room to room
4) That my dad was in the other room when I managed to fumble my porn DVDs, handcuffs, condoms, and lube - sending them skidding across the floor
5) That I managed to hide all of the above before he came into the room to see what all the commotion was about
6) That my dad thought the sample of 'Boy Butter' he spotted under the couch was actually lip balm
7) That 'Boy Butter' actually tastes like butter (being that my paranoia forced me to slather some on my lips so he wouldn't suspect that it was anything other than lip balm)
1) That today was such a damn good day
2) That I successfully moved my entire apartment around
3) That my dad helped me carry things from room to room
4) That my dad was in the other room when I managed to fumble my porn DVDs, handcuffs, condoms, and lube - sending them skidding across the floor
5) That I managed to hide all of the above before he came into the room to see what all the commotion was about
6) That my dad thought the sample of 'Boy Butter' he spotted under the couch was actually lip balm
7) That 'Boy Butter' actually tastes like butter (being that my paranoia forced me to slather some on my lips so he wouldn't suspect that it was anything other than lip balm)
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